November 17, 2009
Will Phillips, 10-Year-Old, Won't Pledge Allegiance To A Country That Discriminates Against Gays

When I was 10 years old I was smashing ninja turtles on the ground and trying to dig a tunnel from my best friend’s back yard to my front door.  This kid’s calling America on its bullshit.  I look forward to voting for him in 2036.

pauliophonic:

This kid knows what’s up.

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November 13, 2009

Onion News Radio — Fire Hot

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November 3, 2009

Great mashup of 99 albums that played right before Phish took the stage this Halloween to cover The Stones

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October 21, 2009
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Genesis — Carpet Crawlers

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Here’s a bit I wrote for work that I think turned out pretty funny.

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October 17, 2009
“ Like the ballroom in St. Patrick’s Cathedral, there is none in these trousers here…

From “Gravity’s Rainbow” by Thomas Pynchon

This statement has nothing to do with me or my trousers here, but I love this line

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October 12, 2009

“Looks like we got ourselves a readah…”

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October 5, 2009
servemyworldblog: DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON ME! I’m raising money for Third World orphanages. For every $10 you donate, your name gets entered into a drawing. Your name gets picked, you choose any tattoo for me to get. I get tattoo, kids get help, you get the glory of knowing there is a human out there with a tattoo of your face on it. Everyone’s happy. * REBLOG - FOR EVERY REBLOG UP TO 3,000 MY DAD WILL DONATE $2 * REBLOG* Discuss tattoo ideas so I know what I’m up against!

servemyworldblog:

DONATE MONEY AND I’LL TATTOO WHATEVER ON ME!

I’m raising money for Third World orphanages. For every $10 you donate, your name gets entered into a drawing. Your name gets picked, you choose any tattoo for me to get. I get tattoo, kids get help, you get the glory of knowing there is a human out there with a tattoo of your face on it. Everyone’s happy.

* REBLOG - FOR EVERY REBLOG UP TO 3,000 MY DAD WILL DONATE $2 * REBLOG*

Discuss tattoo ideas so I know what I’m up against!

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October 2, 2009
Apparently this joke is big with the Siegel crowd right now because his buddy who I work with told me this the other day. (via pauliophonic)

Apparently this joke is big with the Siegel crowd right now because his buddy who I work with told me this the other day.

(via pauliophonic)

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September 29, 2009
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Dylan - Stuck Inside of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again

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