July 9, 2009
July 7, 2009
I’m pretty sure I saw this dude Keith David (actor, 2 first names) today sitting and talking at the Whole Foods by The Grove with someone who looked like Terrence Howard but wasn’t.  Although there’s a 50/50 chance Keith David could actually have been Delroy Lindo, (actor, 2 awesome names) since I get them confused (because they’re black).  The only way, and I mean the absolute only way to find out which one it was, would’ve been to walk up to him and say, “Ass to ass.”  I’m sure Keith David would’ve gotten the reference.  
I’m pretty sure I saw this dude Keith David (actor, 2 first names) today sitting and talking at the Whole Foods by The Grove with someone who looked like Terrence Howard but wasn’t.  Although there’s a 50/50 chance Keith David could actually have been Delroy Lindo, (actor, 2 awesome names) since I get them confused (because they’re black).  The only way, and I mean the absolute only way to find out which one it was, would’ve been to walk up to him and say, “Ass to ass.”  I’m sure Keith David would’ve gotten the reference.  
Ron Artest sums it up
July 3, 2009
 theseinfeldchronicles:
“First she screams ‘George, what are you doing, my god!’. And it looked like she was gonna faint; she started clutching the wall, trying to hang on to it. I didn’t know whether to try and keep her from falling or zip up.”“So what did you do?”“I zipped up.”“So she fell?”“Yeah…well I couldn’t run over there the way I was!”

 theseinfeldchronicles:

“First she screams ‘George, what are you doing, my god!’. And it looked like she was gonna faint; she started clutching the wall, trying to hang on to it. I didn’t know whether to try and keep her from falling or zip up.”
“So what did you do?”
“I zipped up.”
“So she fell?”
“Yeah…well I couldn’t run over there the way I was!”
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ALO — Plastic Bubble

You’ll like this song

July 1, 2009
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GD — Throwing Stones

Heartless powers try to tell us what to think
If the spirit’s sleeping, then the flesh is ink.
History’s page, it is carved in stone
The futures here, we are it, we are on our own.


If the game is lost then we’re all the same
No one left to place or take the blame.
We will leave this place an empty stone
Or that shinning ball of blue we can call our home


So the kids they dance and
 shake their bones
And the politicians throwin stones
Singing ashes, ashes all fall down.

Absolut Vagina
Absolut Vagina
June 30, 2009

According to IFC this is the greatest trailer of all time.  I’ve seen the movie a bunch but I don’t think I’d ever seen the trailer since I was dead when it came out and I don’t think they put the trailer on the old vhs tapes.  Anyway, this is as good a trailer as the movie is a movie.  Or something.  It’s fucking great is what I’m trying to say.  You get it.     

Via Hath

Connecticut Church Posts Controversial Gay Exorcism Video on YouTube

This exorcism is so gay